for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven
Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
story time
they used to give us 15 minutes to do the mile, which meant you could walk it and still qualify if you watched your pacing
one time we were doing the mile and my buddy (a japanese-american goth music nerd guy who wore fishnets and stuff to school) ran by me, huffing and puffing, which was weird because he usually did it in a half hour walk
i was on pace to finish in 14 minutes 30 seconds, walking in solidarity with my friends even tho i grew up playing all the sports and could have easily run it, because fuck school and fuck gym class in particular
Anyway i see my buddy (we didn’t hang out much in school but we grew up playing together because we lived on the same block) i see him go by hauling ass, high-key unusual, so i cranked up to a run, caught up to him, and asked him what the hell
So he tells me (in a gasping sort of way) that the gym teacher, a terrible bully who was always riding me and my friends, was once again giving him shit about never qualifying on the mile and my friend reminds him that he’s excused by a doctor, and the gym teacher basically called him a faker and threatened to fail him if he didn’t run
“so i got a couple of us witnessed that…. and now i’m gonna give myself a fucking asthma attack… because i’m fucking sick of this shit all the time… fuck that motherfucker… i hope i goddamn die on him”
the school wound up having to call an ambulance, he coughed up actual blood and passed out
the gym teacher got suspended over it, when he came back he stopped fucking with the un-athletic students. And my buddy didn’t even have to show up at all for gym class for the rest of the year. School legend
Gym teachers are kinda the worst
My classmate was excused from all types of running sports in PE, because of past injury but our gym teacher (who was also our form teacher) told him to do it anyways because as he said it: running in class is not strenuous enough to qualify as a running sport.
Thankfully nothing happened to the guy but fuck (most) PE teachers
Thankfully nothing
happened to the guy but fuck
(most) PE teachers
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users
tumblr owes us a pension
At this point Tumblr owes me tenure.
the horse in its stall it has dropped an apple it was going to eat and it seems about as upset as i would be having dropped an apple out of reach as apples are the best fruit in my opinion and it can be seen that this horse is even matching with its lost snack as it wears a red coat making this even more tragic as this horse was so excited to eat its apple it even dressed for the occasion this is truly a horrific turn of events its hard to even look at with all of the agony rolling off this image in waves
